Welcome to The Universitoy
The campus where CONFIDENCE is the dress code and PLEASURE is the major.
What Is The Universitoy?
This isn’t just an adult store.
It’s a whole damn universe built for the bold, the curious, and the beautifully unapologetic.
Here, you don’t just shop…. you enroll in an experience.
On this campus, you’ll:
LEARN the stuff nobody ever taught you — the fun kind
PLAY without shame, pressure, or judgment
SHOP faculty-approved toys, tools, and treats
MEET the instructors who guide your journey (and tease you a little)
EXPLORE the campus at your own pace — there’s no wrong way to attend
The Universitoy™ is where curiosity becomes confidence…where pleasure becomes power…and where you get to discover a version of yourself that feels fearless, sexy, and fully alive.
Take a breath, loosen up, and enjoy the tour.
You’re officially enrolled!
Welcome to higher learning… Let the fun begin 😈🎓💋
LEARN
Welcome to the classes they definitely didn’t offer in high school. Here, your professors teach you how to touch, tease, tempt, and take control from beginner basics to downright sinful techniques. Enter Study Hall to Take Your First Naughty Lesson
PLay
This is where you drop the rules, lift the vibe, and let your freak flag fly. Explore the fantasies you whisper about, the sensations you crave, and the fun you deserve loud, unapologetic, and zero shame. Let’s Get Naughty
shop
Welcome to your new toy chest. Vibes that make you tremble. Tools that make you moan. Faculty favorites that guarantee you extra credit-in-bed.
Get ready to shop like the kinky little overachiever you are. Fill Your Cart & Earn Straight A’s
Shop the curriculum
💗 Pleasure Playground
The “starter” zone that never stays innocent for long.
Perfect for: First-timers who want soft, sweet, “show me more” vibes.
Bullets • Teasers • Beginner toys that warm you up wickedly slow
💙 Vibration Lab
Where the shaking, quivering, toe-curling magic happens.
Perfect for: Clit lovers, wand worshippers, pulse chasers.
High-powered vibes that send you straight into extra credit territory
LAUGH LAB
Where giggles, gag gifts, and “WTF did I just buy?” moments are born.
Perfect for: Anyone who loves jokes, pranks, novelty toys, and laughing until they snort. Gifts • Gags • Silly toys • Party favorites that turn every moment into a comedy show.
💙 Clinic & Wellness Center
Lube it, clean it, prep it, perfect it.
Perfect for: Everyone, every body, every session.
Silky lubes • Sensation boosters • Cleaners • Wellness essentials.
💜 The Dungeon
Advanced coursework for the bold, the brave, and the beautifully wicked.
Perfect for: Anyone ready to explore power, control, surrender, and sting.
Restraints • Bondage • Impact toys your Professor absolutely approves of.
💗 Backdoor Studies
Your anatomy class… with a filthy twist.
Perfect for: Curious beginners to seasoned experts.
Plugs • Prostate toys • Training kits that teach your body the sweetest lessons.
Meet the faculty
These are the legends, the masterminds, the sexy troublemakers,
and the beautifully chaotic brains behind The Universitoy.
If you think shopping here is fun… wait until you meet the people running this place.
👑 The Dean of Desire
Sharp tongue. Deadly heels. Zero patience for mediocre pleasure.
She runs this campus with a velvet glove and an iron… well, you’ll find out.
💋 Professor Pleasure
Part scholar, part seducer, part “you’re definitely staying after class.”
He teaches technique like it’s an art form and trust me, he grades hard
Madame Mingle
Elegant, intuitive, dangerously observant.
She knows who’s flirting with who, what’s trending on campus, and exactly how to get you talking
🌈 Counselor Knight
Your calm, grounding, emotionally intelligent campus counselor.
Warm smile, deep insight, and a talent for making every student feel seen, supported, and celebrated.He’s queer, he’s kind, he’s observant, and he’ll read you like a diary if you let him.
🏈 Coach Steele Ryder
Built like a Greek statue, sweaty like a sinner.
Teaches stamina, strength, and exactly how long you can last.
(Hint: longer than you think.) He’s demanding, he’s intense, and he doesn’t believe in “just one more.”
🍑 Professor Peach
Sassy, sparkling, and unapologetically filthy.
He teaches confidence, backdoor basics, queer joy, and the art of shaking that peach proudly “don’t be shy, baby everyone starts somewhere.”
campus buzz...
Whispers, giggles, confessions, and a few “oh my god” moments… straight from the student body.
📚 Campus Bookstore 📚
Welcome to the Campus Bookstore — home of our top-selling and most-desired items.
From premium pleasure products to signature Universitoy merch, every item is designed to
elevate your experience and help you graduate with confidence. 
the dean's office
Have a question about your order, class schedule, or “curriculum”?
The Dean’s Office is always open — no appointment (or pants) required. 
The universi-toy
Where PLEASURE meets HIGHER LEARNING!
