The Clinic
Welcome to the UniVerSi-Toy’s Clinic
Meet Nurse Alma Wang — Where broken toys, bruised egos, and overheated students come for recovery.
Nurse Alma fixes bodies, tempers, and poor decisions —
with just enough bedside charm to make you misbehave again. 💉😈
Step into The Clinic, where I, Nurse Alma Wang, keep this campus stitched together one disaster at a time. I’m the woman who handles everything from toy-related sprains to “I swear this has never happened before.” 💉😏
I’m known for:
• a voice soft enough to calm panic
• hands skilled enough to cure anything except stupidity
• a face sweet enough to make you forget your symptoms
• and a personality sharp enough to remind you why you came here
Students swear I don’t walk —
I glide, like a hospital angel with a syringe and zero patience for drama.
In my exam room, I teach:
🔥 Pleasure Safety & Toy Care
🔥 Aftercare Basics
🔥 Anatomy for Adventurers
🔥 Partner First Aid (trust me, you’ll need it)
🔥 “Why Does It Hurt There?” 101
🔥 The Emergency Glow-Up Protocol
When The Clinic fully opens, you’ll get access to:
🩺 Confidential evaluations
🧴 Product-safe lubricant education
📋 Toy-cleaning and care demonstrations
💊 “Naughty mistakes” treatment plans
😇 Alma-approved recovery kits
🫦 And occasionally… a VERY thorough exam
Just remember:
I don’t judge your choices —
I judge your technique. 😈🔍
Now sit still.
Nurse knows best.
If it tingles, burns, or vibrates
wrong come see me.
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Nurse Alma’s Patient Intake Form
