admissions office
Meet Scarlet Enrolla — Your Admissions Advisor
Start your journey with the woman who handles ALL new students” 
Start your UniversiTOY journey right here.
“Sweetheart…this isn’t Admissions. This is foreplay.
If you can’t handle my welcome speech,
you’re not ready for the faculty.”
“Welcome to the UniversiTOY Admissions Office where your curiosity gets rewarded, your fantasies get majors, and your advisor (that’s me) decides just how much trouble you’re allowed to get into.”
“I’m Scarlett Enrolla campus siren, enrollment goddess, and the woman who can talk anyone into signing up for a class they didn’t even know existed.”
“When these doors open, you’ll get access to majors designed to make your knees weak, faculty who look too good to be legal, and equipment that technically isn’t, but we got special permission.”
“So drop the shy act, sweetheart.
You walked in here hungry.”
“And I don’t let hungry students leave empty-handed.” 
I know patience is hard.
Drop your email, babe.
When I open these doors, you’ll be first in line…
and trust me, you want to be first.
No spam. Just acceptance letters.
Why Enroll at The UniversiTOY?
📚 Early Access to New Classes & Campus Features
Be the first to see new departments, courses, and campus expansions before they go public.
🔥 Priority Access to Exclusive Toy Drops
Scarlett’s students get first dibs on limited-stock, faculty-approved products.
💌 Secret Campus Invitations
Get invited to private events, beta tests, and behind-the-scenes campus content.
🎁 VIP Perks & Welcome Offers
Admissions-only bonuses, discount codes, and special surprises delivered straight to your inbox.
Enroll Me For My 20% off
Join The UniVerSi-TOY student list and unlock your exclusive enrollment discount.
Every new student gets 20% off their first order plus VIP access to campus updates & surprise perks.
🎓 20% OFF!!! 🎓
Welcome to Admissions!
Your enrollment has been approved and your 20% OFF student code is on its way.
See you around campus!