THE DEAN’S OFFICE
Welcome to the Dean’s Office at The UniVerSi-TOY
Meet your Dean of Desire
Step inside the office of the woman who runs it all
and decides exactly how much trouble you’re allowed to get into.
Where campus chaos meets seductive leadership.
Step into the office of the Dean of Desire — the woman who somehow keeps this entire campus from collapsing into a giant, glitter-covered orgy.
She is the UniversiTOY powerhouse:
• stunning enough to silence a hallway
• savage enough to fix your attitude with one raised brow
• curves that should be illegal in three states
• sarcasm sharp enough to cut glass
Students whisper she doesn’t walk —
she struts.
And when she looks at you?
It feels like she just graded your whole life and gave it a B-…
but somehow you’re grateful.
The Dean oversees:
🔥 Department approvals
🔥 Faculty discipline (her favorite hobby)
🔥 Campus scandals
🔥 Rule-breaking… strategic or otherwise
🔥 Student “motivation sessions”
🔥 The entire UniversiTOY legacy
If Dr. Vibe controls the science…
and Professor Pleasure controls the seduction…
The Dean of Desire controls EVERYTHING.
When her office officially opens, you’ll gain access to:
📌 Private orientation sessions (bring hydration)
📌 Permission slips to misbehave
📌 Academic guidance wrapped in sass
📌 Access to the Dean’s personal toy archive 😈
📌 “Discipline appointments” for special cases
📌 The legendary Dean’s List (good luck getting on it)
Her door is always technically open…
but stepping inside is another story.
Most students walk in confident.
Most crawl out questioning their life choices.
Welcome to the Dean’s Office, babe.
Try not to blush — she loves that shit.
If you’re trembling… good. That means you’re paying attention.
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She doesn’t invite just anyone into her inbox..
Your secrets stay with me, unless they’re funny, then I might tell Professor Peach.
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