WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSI-TOY
Where higher education meets higher stimulation.
Hey, beautiful. I’m your Dean of Desire, and this?
Isn’t your grandma’s campus.
The UniversiTOY is an adults-only playground disguised as a university – a neon-lit world of toys, teasing, classes, and characters who take your pleasure…very seriously.
You’re not just ‘shopping’ here. You’re enrolling. You get faculty with personality, departments built around your favorite kinks and curiosities, and a campus map that turns every click into a new adventure.
Whether you’re a nervous freshman, a seasoned graduate of the freak academy, or just here to wander the halls and window-shop, you’re officially on my roster now.
So fix your lashes, grab your hall pass, and come get into a little extra-curricular trouble with us.”
P.S. Detention here is… highly recommended.
ABOUT THE UNIVERSI-TOY” / HOW IT WORKS
WHAT IS THE UNIVERSI-TOY, ANYWAY?
A sex-toy superstore, a fake college, and a ridiculous amount of fun all rolled into one.
The UniversiTOY is a fictional campus with very real toys.
Instead of boring categories, we built a whole world:
– A Vibration Lab run by Dr. Vibe
– Backdoor Studies with Professor Peach
– The Laugh Lab for gag gifts and party chaos
– The Clinic, Security Office, Janitor’s Closet,
Foreplay Institute, parking lots, forests, fountains and more.
Every “building” on campus is really a department of hand-picked toys and goodies designed to match the vibe of that faculty member or area. You click the map, you land in their world, and you shop like you’re strolling through a naughty college town.
We keep it:
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Fun – zero shame, lots of laughter
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Inclusive – all bodies, all orientations, all experience levels
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Educational – tips, scripts, and playful ‘courses’ to help you actually enjoy what you buy
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Discreet – your package looks like a normal delivery, not a marching band of butt plugs.
Bottom line?
We take your pleasure seriously, but never ourselves.
Dean’s Note: If you’re giggling and blushing while you scroll… you’re doing it right.
