Meet Your Mascot

The Devilish Mystery of The UniVerSi-TOY


He appeared on campus one night in a puff of neon smoke, a gold blazer, and the most dangerously charming grin we’ve ever seen. He refuses to tell us his name… claims he’s “waiting for the right student” to give him one.
So yes — we’re hosting an official Name the Mascot Contest, and YOU get to be part of it.

He’s bold.
He’s purple.
He’s got more attitude than the Dean on enrollment day.
And he’s ready to take this campus to a whole new level of delicious chaos.

His official job?
To hype the students, stir the pot, and bring heat to every corner of the UniVerSi-TOY campus.

His unofficial job?
…well, the checklist below speaks for itself. 😈🔥



Here to hype your day… and ruin your GPA.

The horns are real. The blazer is optional.

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If he likes your suggestion… he might even send you a private video. 😈😉

Warning: Mascot emails may cause blushing. 😈💌

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