Athletic Department
Welcome to the UniVerSi-Toy’s ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT
HOME OF COACH STEELE RYDER
WHERE LIMITS GET STRETCHED! IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT, TRAIN FOR IT!
Welcome to the UniversiTOY Athletic Department where stamina isn’t optional, flexibility is mandatory, and Coach Steele is your hottest problem.
I’m Coach Steele Ryder, and yes, I am as strict as I look.
My job?
To train your body, stretch your limits, and build endurance you didn’t know you had.
We don’t do “easy” around here we do results.
This department specializes in:
Stamina Training
Flexibility & Mobility Challenges
Performance Gear Evaluations
Body Control & Precision Workshops
Endurance Circuits That Will Change Your Attitude
Students say I’m intimidating.
Good.
I’m not here to hold hands! I’m here to turn you into the kind of student who makes their toys work for THEM.
When the department officially opens, you’ll get:
Steele-Approved Training Programs
Progression Paths for Endurance Growth
Flexibility Labs
High-Performance Gear Recommendations
Campus Competitions
Optional one-on-one coaching if you survive the intake exam 😎
Until then?
Hydrate.
Stretch.
And stop pretending your hamstrings aren’t tight — I can see it from here.
Stay Updated
🏆 WANT ACCESS? PROVE IT.
Drop your email below and I’ll tell you when the Athletic Department opens.
No spam. Just sweat.
Training Assessment