Athletic Department

Welcome to the UniVerSi-Toy’s ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT 

HOME OF COACH STEELE RYDER

WHERE LIMITS GET STRETCHED! IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT, TRAIN FOR IT!

Welcome to the UniversiTOY Athletic Department  where stamina isn’t optional, flexibility is mandatory, and Coach Steele is your hottest problem.

I’m Coach Steele Ryder, and yes, I am as strict as I look.

My job?
To train your body, stretch your limits, and build endurance you didn’t know you had.
We don’t do “easy” around here we do results.

This department specializes in:

🔥 Stamina Training
🔥 Flexibility & Mobility Challenges
🔥 Performance Gear Evaluations
🔥 Body Control & Precision Workshops
🔥 Endurance Circuits That Will Change Your Attitude

Students say I’m intimidating.
Good.
I’m not here to hold hands!  I’m here to turn you into the kind of student who makes their toys work for THEM.

When the department officially opens, you’ll get:

🏆 Steele-Approved Training Programs
💪 Progression Paths for Endurance Growth
🧘 Flexibility Labs
🎽 High-Performance Gear Recommendations
🔥 Campus Competitions
😈 Optional one-on-one coaching  if you survive the intake exam 😎 

Until then?
Hydrate.
Stretch.
And stop pretending your hamstrings aren’t tight — I can see it from here.

📬 Stay Updated

🏆 WANT ACCESS? PROVE IT.

Drop your email below and I’ll tell you when the Athletic Department opens.

No spam. Just sweat.

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