Backdoor Studies
Welcome to Backdoor Studies unclench, sweetie. You’re safe here.
Meet Professor Peach — Backdoor Confidence Specialist
Leading Expert in All Things Entrance & Exit.
Where Higher Learning Meets Lower Openings.
Welcome to Backdoor Studies, baby where Professor Peach turns nervous students into confident explorers one lesson at a time.
I’m Professor Peach your thick, handsome, impossibly charming Backdoor Specialist.
Yes, THAT backdoor.
Don’t pretend you clicked this by accident.
I teach:
Beginner Backdoor Basics Intermediate “Breathe Through It” Techniques Advanced Depth & Relaxation Theory Proper Prep: A Love Story The Art of Choosing the Right… Equipment
Think of me as the campus’s unofficial Backdoor Life Coach.
I don’t judge, I don’t rush, and I don’t let you use equipment that isn’t right for you because baby, EVERY backdoor deserves respect.
When my department officially opens, you’ll get access to:
The Peach-Approved Toy Guide (“Size Matters… But So Does Shape”) Comfort, Control & Relaxation Workshops Hands-On (Not Literally) Backdoor Confidence Training Gear Progression Charts Faculty collaborations with Dr. Vibe, Coach Steele, & Professor Pleasure Peach’s Pride Classroom: A safe space for LGBTQ+ students and allies
Until then, sugar?
Wander around my office, take notes, grab a syllabus, or just stand there thinking about why you REALLY clicked this page.
And remember:
Your backdoor is my passion.
Your progress is my pleasure. 
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Get on the list, sugar when class starts,
you’ll be the first to know where to stick your curiosity.” 
The Backdoor Studies Department is polishing up its syllabus and
getting ready to open for full enrollment.
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plus a few sneak peeks at his favorite study aids.
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Peach’s Backdoor Questionnaire
Professor Peach’s Favorite Study Aids
“Handpicked tools to help you master every lesson
no grades, just good times.”
PEACH’S OFFICE HOURS
“Got a burning question?
Drop by during Office Hours
Peach answers the juicy ones anonymously each week!
