The Media Dept.
Welcome to the UniVerSi-TOY’s Media Department.
Where trends are born, reputations are “managed,”
and Tony Blaze turns ordinary faculty into
viral sensations with or without their consent.
Meet Tony Blaze, UniversiTOY alum, media mastermind, professional pot-stirrer, and the man responsible for at least 67% of campus drama (and 92% of its engagement rate).
Tony talks fast, thinks faster, and edits videos like a caffeinated wizard.
He’s the one who crowned the Dean “Mother,” turned Dr. Vibe into a thirst-trap legend, and accidentally (maybe intentionally) made Professor Peach go viral for his infamous peach emoji lecture.
Inside The Social Studio, Tony works his magic:
Viral video creation
Meme engineering
Trend forecasting
Sassy caption consultation
Photo glow-ups & crisis clean-ups
“Hey don’t post that” enforcement (that no one listens to)
Students come to Tony with dreams.
They leave with followers, confidence, and occasionally a restraining order from the algorithm.
When the Social Studio opens, you’ll unlock:
Creator tools Trend tutorials Exclusive Tony-approved merch Behind-the-scenes faculty chaos Live streams, roast sessions & unhinged challenges
Tony doesn’t just manage the campus social media.
He IS the social media.
He didn’t choose the meme life — the meme life chose him.
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Tony might share memes but NEVER your email. Your info stays locked tighter than his drafts folder.
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