SECURITY OFFICE

Meet Your Head of Security

Protecting Your Pleasure — 24/7 Campus Security

I’m Titan Lockheart, your Head of Security.
Around here, I handle everything from suspicious activity…to those late-night “study sessions” in the wrong building… to students who forget that some rooms require permission to enter.

This office is still being built, but once it opens you’ll be able to:

  • Report campus safety issues

  • Confess your… questionable decisions

  • Recover lost toys, tools, and accessories

  • File a complaint (but most people don’t  they enjoy the consequences)

  • Discover my favorite equipment
    (I’m a sucker for a good baton, reinforced restraints, and… well, you’ll see.)

If you ever feel unsafe, overwhelmed, or just need someone firm to take control…you know where to find me.

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Trust me you don’t want to miss the grand opening.”

 

 

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